When you rent a Limo from Cranberry Limousine, we make you the talk of the town!
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YOU: “Wait a minute? Did you say book a limo like a secret agent? “
US: “Yeah, yinz need to know that our secret ammo is that we ARE that GOOD…and then some.. ndat.”
Seriously? Read on.
Are you ready to rock right into a Cranberry Limo today? We are the J-Lo to the booty and the Angelina to your Brad. You will not get enough of us once you step inside our lavishly luxurious limousines that will serve any group who has the swagger to join our party.
From the likes of your gargantuan group to your great grandmother’s tiny tea party, absolutely everyone will know who is boss when you ride in with our A-List Limousines.
Rockin’ it by yourself? No worries! We know you are King of the Hill and we will get you there with our safe drivers, and our stylish service.
Be prepared for the most plentiful pampering ready for you the moment you enter our top-notch Limos who have seriously secret alter egos known as Sir LUX-A LOT….yaaaahhhh…..bring on the love baby.
Once you see the awesome adventure that awaits you within our flashy fleet, you’ll start laying out that warm sleeping bag and quickly set up camp just like our great Auntie Anne on Black Friday at the pretzel shop.
Like a masculine mountaineer on a trek to the top of Mt. Everest, we bring you the most breathtakingly bountiful bang for your buck. We take every step necessary to get you to the top.
Show up to your next main event like the daring dominator of this Exuberant Earth that we know you are!
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You wouldn’t dare miss all we have to offer:
1.Awesome A-List Chauffeurs. Dressed up, shoes shines and clean as a whistle, our drivers will bring the mighty meatballs of desire to your spaghetti dinner ON TIME.
2.Crispy Clean.No Febreze fleet here! Our Limousines will bring pleasure to your senses as you sit your sexy buns down. Our competition is inferior to our Pleasantly Plush and meticulously clean interiors.
3.Smooth. Just like Snoop Dog and his rhymes, our service ensures a smooth transition from one location to another by offering you unfathomable flexibility and pleasantly polite interactions. You are training with the big leagues now!
4.Sensuous. Inhalation of our tasty limo air will immediately tell you that we take care of our business right. You won’t find anything but FIRST-CLASS commodities inside our heavenly hummers and our luscious limos.
5.Prominent Presence. The moment you show up in a Cranberry Limousine, everyone, and we mean everyone, will know that you are upscale and that you rock the free world.
6.Calm, Cool, Collected. We know our business. Sometimes our clients have HIGH DEMANDs because they are the presidents of their party. We understand. We remain unbelievably unscathed and laser focused on accomplishing your mission no matter what, just like a cool cat romping the roof tops with DJ Jazzy Jeff and that Prince.
7.Full Menu.Eat it up! We have every service you want right here. Check out more specifics about our swanky servicesin the tabs on the top of this plentiful page. Here is a list of services we provide:
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Pennsylvania's go to limo service for Cranberry Township, Moon Township, Pittsburgh International Airport, Pittsburgh, Robinson Township and surrounding areas.